
The members of The Indicators all met while auditioning as print models for the Summer of '95 Girl Scout Cookie box. They quickly realized that the other kids on the box, namely the Asians and Hispanics, just weren't funny enough to include in the group. The Indicators have since had to swallow their pride as they watched little Charlie Mencia and Maggie Cho during their rise to fame.
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Lindsey Carter
Lindsey Carter was born as Lorenzo Caldeon in Arizona in 1975. Her addiction to theatrical studies and plastic surgery as a teenager led her to join the Indicators first as a fire-baton twirler, then pyrotechnical engineer. Many years and lawsuits later, she made her way to the forefront of The Indicators' stage as the flamboyant and incendiary character actress that won her an Oscar and countless stalkers. Lindsey Carter died in 2006.

James Patrick Cronin
James Cronin’s first attempt to break into the entertainment industry was to try to get on as a guest villain on Scooby-Doo. This plan failed because James is not animated. His second attempt came years later when he tried writing for Carlos Mencia, but it turned out that everyone was doing that and Carlos wasn’t paying anyone or giving them credit. James’s third attempt to make it in the biz was a bit more traditional. He became a waiter. Unfortunately, no powerful execs ever came in for the $6.99 unlimited soup, salad and breadsticks combo at the Olive Garden, so James’s quick wit and uncanny ability to remember small bits of useless information in a short period of time went largely unnoticed. His hopes shattered and his dreams dashed, James decided to chuck it all and cash in on the cushy success and security inevitable to those in the fast-paced world of improv and sketch comedy.

Matt Gifford
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Robert Greene
Stevie I wonder…man its hard for me to write one centered bio, because I’m a lot of people. I mean I’m not crazy or anything, I just hear a lot of voices in my head. Let’s see, there is the actor, educator, rapper, writer, son and brother. By brother I mean both definitions: a male offspring having parents in common with another offspring and the way black people use it. The educator speaks first: Question 1) Robert Greene was born in the state of_______________.? The rapper steps in and spits: Born under the Carolina sun/ MFA, Louisville where we begun/ Acts for serious and for fun/ teaches those who listen/ first NY role Sonny Liston/ From improv to music/ if its entertainment he can do it!./ The actor likes this, but refuses to comment because the writer will judge him. Ohhh, by the way the answer to number 1) is confusion. Stevie I still wonder…

James Isaac
James Isaac is the youngest member of the Indicators yet the only one with a CDL. He believes that most of the stuff you hear on the weather channel is "pure, unadulterated bullshit." While he hopes to one day live on an exotic island, he has not given up hope of Alien contact and wishes to live on an as of yet unnamed planet near Rigel 7. Do not look directly into his eyes.
James Isaac prides himself on his ability to make others laugh. If he does make you laugh, try to give him a dollar.

Candace Lawrence
Candace Lawrence is a woman born outside the bounds of the socially acceptable. Nothing and no one can stop her from her goal of having a lot of people crying at her funeral, fame and fortune is the only way.

Alaine Livingston
Alaine Livingston is a gradute of the University of Louisville and has been a member of the Indicators comedy troupe since 2007. Her dream is to one day own a dog.

Brandon Meeks
Brandon Meeks is an actor and comedian newly living and working in New York City. He has worked as a founding member of The Indicators Comedy Troupe for four years and has performed in numerous theatrical productions, including several works by William Shakespeare and a few by other people.

Ben Owens
As a member of The Indicators, Ben has accomplished much. He has been inattentive at work, focusing on "comedy make-believe" with his friends instead of how he can effectively do his job. He has missed countless family get-togethers, resulting in what he can only assume is growing resentment. He has a B.S. degree in "Pretend" from a university that spends most of its money on athletics...so you know its good. Ben is most proud of being an uncle; fitting, as he was given a title without having to do any work.
